i am the reincarnate of r2-d2 this is what i have to say
if you don't like the killers or jack white you should probably just leave
i'm married to johnny depp and we drink lots of root beer floats, it's fab
Anonymous asked: I like all the things that you like and I also live in Florida and I think you're beautiful, and I have proper grammar and spelling. Marry me, please?
Do you know how bad of timing you have I mean seriously. And also, you’re a wonderful human being since you like all the things that I like. Unfortunately I’m moving out of state in 4 days. Why are you anon?
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do you ever feel like the one grape who fell off and rolled under the fridge to be forgotten forever
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+Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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+- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
(Source: precipitates, via sarah-rosee)
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